Who put a wig on sloth

More like 2 bob

2 grand.

Started to like earl grey. Is this a new era. Will I be buying tweed next?

Arthur Daley

Arthur daily

Mac book pro or imac. Decisions decions.

Mac book pro or imac. Decisions decions.

Just tricked my mum. I said there is soles available. She said there are soles to correct me.

Had a great day. Found out I'm great at shooting clay. Saw funny chickens and ate my body weight at Frankie and bennys.

Big birds little cousin http://ping.fm/Qiucj

Went clay pigeon shooting. First time. I wan a natural http://ping.fm/eXGat

Off out with parents today.

Saucy http://ping.fm/i4VPe

Rhino sex http://ping.fm/nheCG

Amazing http://ping.fm/Th7hk

Effing orange walk is holding traffic up in shitty part of Glasgow.

johnathan from spotify is beginning to annoy me.

How can we be boarding when the plane isn't here.

On tube a class of 6 yr olds. kid found page three of the sun and was showing everyone. Teacher confiscated but couldn't hold in laughter.

Flying back up north today. Can't wait. Days off, wedding, parents and probably wine. Good times.

Amazing. Went out to drop something off in my t shirt. Now it's starting to piss down

Coolest dog ever at todays shoot. http://ping.fm/m494H

What an ungodly time to be out heading to work.

Had a great shoot today. Really good team. Looking forward to making final selection.

We've got a lot to do in 6 years if back to the future is anything to go by.

Assisting on a shoot today with fake snow. I think I swallowed half of it. Looks like an aerosmith party in the 80s.

Woo hoo won the bogan bingo yoga matt. http://ping.fm/28EvK

Wow. Feels like my brain is bigger than my skull. :(

Feel very wierd today. Brain isn't working properly and arms and legs feel as if they aren't mine. Anyone else had that?

Is paolo nuttini the prequel to rab c Nesbit?

Grizzly bear are cool. Even tho the singer looks like dr octopus

Booker t is cool

Taylor swift is silly. Especially the guitarist.

Paolo nuttini is silly

Manic street preechers are silly

Was a bit worried about the rain this morning but ended up really sunny.

Today shoot was based around a widow who was more into looking stunning than mourning. Outfits, model,hair and makeup was stunning. Making my job very easy.

3 shots in the back of a fancy car. 3 at a cemetry and 3 at a beach. Can't wait to pick my final shots.

Now on train home. Looking forward to getting home and collapsing ready to do it all again tomorrow but as the assistant.

On way home from another great shoot. Those uca Rochester graduates are a talented bunch. Looking forward to a rock and roll night in.

On way to Chatham for shoot. All outside. Weather doesn't look too promising.

Good luck Gillian. Keeping everything crossed. X

Half way thru night I discovered I didn't take all the stickers off my new tshirt.

Crap celeb spot. Saw Ross kemp in soho.

Why are there tons of people qing outside sb empire for taylor swift. Didn't know this was middle America.

Not used to this not having work lark. What the hell should I do today

Had a great day. London dungeon then dinner in covent garden. Now drinking beers and all singing with the guitar.

Enjoying being a tourist again. Did pretty much everything yesterday. London dungeon and maybe a coupla markets today.

On train home. Running really late. Poor Gillian has to do last min tidying up before her parents arrive by herself. Oops.

On train home.

Had a great shoot today. In a library with 2 girls with costume heads. Sonic and a bunny.

Also did some beauty at end with my home made lens. Pics look amazin all hazy and dreamlike.

On train home now running pretty late for gillians parents coming for the weekend. Poor Gillian is left with all the last min tidying.

No idea why o made this. Was bored on train to shoot.

Maybe I'll just document my daft thoughts and things that made me laugh like the girl on the train saying she's just on way back from interview. She was totally inappropriately dressed.